I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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