dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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