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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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