that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I deserve this hangover.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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