u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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