i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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