Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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