The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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