Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
false alarm. still invincible.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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