I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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