if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
