you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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