So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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