your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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