If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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