FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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