Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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