Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You can't just leave with hair like that
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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