YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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