he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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