have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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