she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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