we're chasing vodka with high fives
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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