Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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