ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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