Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
