is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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