I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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