I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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