Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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