Me too!
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I need to calm my uterus...
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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