Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
the liver wants what the liver wants
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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