what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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