it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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