I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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