If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
And then the night went full on bisexual.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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