Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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