Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You are a genius and a whore.
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