quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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