U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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