Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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