3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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