we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I'm at about main and main street
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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