Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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