He disabled his match.com account in front of me
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I deserve to be covered in dicks
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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