The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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