Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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