Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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