i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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