im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
tell me about the eggs
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